Pickle Puffer Pipe

She's green. She's curvy. She's giving dill-licious delulu. A dry pipe for the girls, gays, and goofs who have strong opinions about pickle brands and aren’t afraid to ruin their makeup crying over a spicy spear. Made from premium borosilicate glass and 100% bad taste in the best way.

You know that girl who’s eating pickles out of the jar at 10am? The one who says “I’m just quirky like that” while rolling a joint with her ex's hoodie on? This is her pipe. This is HER moment.

Introducing the Pickle Puffer—a glass dry pipe shaped like the tangy green queen she is. She’s not subtle. She’s not classy. She’s literally a pickle and proud of it.
Perfect for:

Unhinged brine queens

Midnight snack smokers

People who would absolutely get a pickle tattoo

Anyone whose love language is “salt and vinegar”

Made from premium borosilicate glass because even chaos deserves quality. Ships in the kind of packaging that screams this bitch loves pickles and probably also collects lip glosses she never finishes.

🥒 No water needed (just vibes)
🥒 Smooth to smoke, spicy in spirit
🥒 A spiritual successor to our Dirty Olive, but like, way more feral

Get one before they’re gone. Or don’t. But she will haunt your dreams.